(1) And seeing the multitudes, corruption went up into Aso Rock; and
when he was set, the politicians came unto him.
(2) And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying:
(3) Blessed are the clueless in wisdom; for theirs is the Presidency
of the nation.
(4) Blessed are they that rig elections, for they shall elected.
(5) Blessed are the thieves; for they shall inherit the National Assembly.
(6) Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after public funds;
for their accounts shall be filled.
(7) Blessed are the bribe-takers,for they shall obtain big bribes.
(8) Blessed are the Petroleum Ministers, for they shall loot trillions.
(9) Blessed are the bootlickers, for they shall be called the Federal
Executhief Council.
(10) Blessed are they which are prosecuted for corruption's sake; for
theirs is the kingdom of wealth.
(11) Blessed are ye, when EFCC shall invite you, and interrogate you,
and bring all manner of charges against you, for my sake.
(12) Rejoice, and be exceedingly glad; for fat are your accounts in
Swiss banks; for so they prosecuted the politicians which were before
you.
(13) Ye are the thieves of the nation; but if the thief have lost his
craftiness, wherewith shall he be looting? It is thenceforth good for
nothing, but to be charged to court, and be sentenced to prison.
(14) Ye are the liars of the nation, a lie that is carefully
thought-out cannot be found out.
(15) Neither do politicians cook a big lie, and serve it to
Sahara Reporters , but to NTA; and it gives false hope unto all that
watch the 9pm news.
(16) Let your gowns so flow before men, that they may see your big
loots, and glorify your father which is in Ota.
(17) Think not that I am come to arrest the fuel marketers
(18) For verily I say unto you, till heaven and earth pass, one naira
or one kobo shall not be left in the Federation Account, but all be
looted away.
(19) Whosever shall break one of these least commandments, and shall
teach men so, he shall be called the Asiwaju in the kingdom of
corruption; but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be
called BOT Chairman in the kingdom of corruption.
(20) For I say unto you, except your corruption shall exceed the
corruption of policemen and lawmakers, ye shall in no case enter into
the kingdom of immunity.
(21) Ye have heard that it was said by them of the old time, Thou
shall not loot; and whosoever shall loot shall be in danger of the
judgment:
(22) But I say unto you, That whosoever shall is angry with his party
without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever
shall say, stop looting, shall be in danger of penury, the elder
brother of poverty.
(23) Therefore if thou bring thy loot to the UK, and there rememberest
that the EFCC has case against thee
(24) Leave thy loot in a UK bank and go to Dubai; first be reconciled
to the EFCC Chairman and come and enjoy thy loot.
(25) Bribe thy prosecutors quickly while thou art in the way with him;
lest at any time he deliver thee to the judge, and the judge sentence
thee, and thou be cast into prison.
(26) Verily I say unto you, thou shall by no means come out thence,
till thou hast entered a plea bargain.
Source: omojuwa.com
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